Junio 2012
of-scarves-and-deductions:
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mumsawitch:
On September 31st, 2013, Tumblr will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table, and do the macarena, all while singing, “I Will Survive”. After sending the video tape of the previous actions to me, then and only then will David Karp come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass it on, it must be...
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Invade my inbox :D
†: I would date you.
∆: I would marry you.
*: You're cute.
: You're hot
©: I like you.
≈: I love you.
ß: I have a crush on you.
^: I want to be your friend.
Ω: I hate you.
◊: I like your blog.
∏: I would fuck you.
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nosdrinker:
tumblr meetup on the surface of the sun who’s in
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lucleon:
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
Imagine the person you have feelings for right now picking their nose
Still sexy!
Deleted lines from The Avengers script #3
*Fury tries to take the Tesseract with him*
Loki: Please don't. I still need that...
Fury: This doesn't have to get any messier.
Loki: Of course it does. I've come too far for anything else.
*Loki's brain: Don't say you're from Asgard.*
Loki: I am Loki...
*Loki's brain: Remember, you HATE Asgard now!*
Loki: ...of Asgard.
*Loki's brain: You fucktard!*
Loki: *pause*
*Loki's brain: Quick - say something cool and grandiose to cover that up!*
Loki: ...And I am burdened with glorious purpose.
*Loki's brain: Nice.*
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